Sanc-titty of marriage preserved (18.05.07)

Well, it's good to see that TV programming is clawing its way back up the respectable pile. Behold - the latest offering from quality programming denizens MTV: Jodie Marsh: Who will take her up the aisle? I kid you not. MTV have this to say about it:

The tabloid stunner scours the nation for a hubby this summer with MTV. It could be you…

Gentlemen please, calm yourselves – and form an orderly queue.
Yes, you read it right. The delectable Jodie Marsh is sick and tired of the single life, and she’s asked MTV to help find her a hubby. She’ll be touring venues across the country over the next two months where would-be Prince Charmings will line up to audition for her affections.

Our cameras will follow the girl with the strangest nose in showbiz on her quest, all culminating in a fairytale wedding this summer. One way or another, Jodie’s getting married. And you could be the lucky fella saying “I do” – just make sure you come down to one of the tour dates below. You can download an application form from www.marryjodiemarsh.com.

Totally Jodie Marsh is coming to MTV this summer.

Honestly. There are no words.