Oh - no, no no no no no no no NO!
It goes from bad to worse...
This from imdb.com's news section:
Kelly Osbourne To Star in 'Chicago'
Ozzy Osbourne's daughter Kelly Osbourne has confirmed she will take to the London stage in hit musical Chicago. The singer-turned-actress, 22, will play Mama Morton in the West End version of the show - a role made famous by Queen Latifah in the movie adaptation when she was a more mature 32 years old. Kelly says, "It's been a dream of mine to be in the West End, I can't wait to work with such an amazing cast." And Chicago producer Barry Weissley adds, "We're very excited that Kelly is joining the production. She's internationally recognized, she's unique - it's the perfect match."
For those of you who don't know, Mama Morton is the 3rd female lead in Chicago, give or take. She's a buxom, hard-as-nails 'matron' of the prison who sings 'When you're good to Mama'. She is all ass and attitude, and is generally perceived to be around 40. She has a *huge* alto voice. She has been played by people like Alison Moyet, Anita Dobson and Brenda Edwards (of X-Factor).
She is not some sullen 22 year old kid with more make-up than talent. And an 'in' because of who her parents were.
You know what - I'm not going to bother getting my kids educated or trained in any way. I'm just going to have an affair with someone famous.
xx
This from imdb.com's news section:
Kelly Osbourne To Star in 'Chicago'
Ozzy Osbourne's daughter Kelly Osbourne has confirmed she will take to the London stage in hit musical Chicago. The singer-turned-actress, 22, will play Mama Morton in the West End version of the show - a role made famous by Queen Latifah in the movie adaptation when she was a more mature 32 years old. Kelly says, "It's been a dream of mine to be in the West End, I can't wait to work with such an amazing cast." And Chicago producer Barry Weissley adds, "We're very excited that Kelly is joining the production. She's internationally recognized, she's unique - it's the perfect match."
For those of you who don't know, Mama Morton is the 3rd female lead in Chicago, give or take. She's a buxom, hard-as-nails 'matron' of the prison who sings 'When you're good to Mama'. She is all ass and attitude, and is generally perceived to be around 40. She has a *huge* alto voice. She has been played by people like Alison Moyet, Anita Dobson and Brenda Edwards (of X-Factor).
She is not some sullen 22 year old kid with more make-up than talent. And an 'in' because of who her parents were.
You know what - I'm not going to bother getting my kids educated or trained in any way. I'm just going to have an affair with someone famous.
xx
posted by Tegwen at 13:59
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